Quigley Quagmire
I'm Jasmine. I have absolutely perf music taste and I want to get a cat and name him Christopher Robin. I like my puppies because they're cute, even when they pees on the floor. "If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." Lemony Snicket


po-op:

love love love this movie.

if i had to stop saying omg i probably would throw myself off of a cliff

Jun 2nd

me: yeah i have a sweet spot for him
mom: is sweet spot a euphemism for g spot
Jun 2nd

being sick and able to do nothing is raaatchet

Jun 2nd